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Well, we see that you’ve arrived at Urn Manor in one piece. It really is a pleasure to meet you. You’ll find it much quieter out here. It is a great, good place.
Tethered to the grounds, we function like clockwork here, with no obstacles standing in our way for all eternity. No inquiries are ignored and no orders undelivered. We are relentless. You are welcome to witness
this by placing an order.
It’s you. It’s me. It’s us. We promise a
perfectly splendid experience.